The Alphabet, but better

 

 

Shoes shoes shoes..

 

Who needs friends?!?!

 

Look at these shoes.

 

I want to marry them.

 

No, no I want to have a secret relationship with each pair.

 

I mean, kids saying 'A is for apple, B is for bird.."

 

Those kids are wrong. 

A is for artisan crafted wooden pumps,

B is for bedazzled stilettos,

C is for chunky heels..

 

 

Stuffed animals? Pshh, mine were shoes.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

P.S.

Sorry for the size of the last two pictures, I don't know what's wrong with them..